Guitar Hero unnamed and fast approaching an age
where geriatric stroke-induced tremolo vomiting
is not unheard of on stage, he let loose with
a canon from his bowels at the very time of his
highest screaming solo
Yeah this man, once proud
relic of the `60`s who sold out in every way but
his clothes, torn and frayed dungarees, beads,
long and oily grey hair snaking down his back,
hunches over the behemoth electric guitar
that lords it over his shrunken and mishappen body,
an Iago of the rock age who long ago slipped poison
in the drinks of the best and brightest
and slithered through the door to fame.