If you want me to speak, then feed me
don`t stand around, I`m a commodity
and demand to be treated as such
if you want a feel, a touch, it`ll cost you but
it won`t cost you much
I`d be happy to do it for free, if you were my type
the kind in the magazines, tall, dark and vacant
you know, much better than this scene
I`ll get there and then... you say you want to buy me
one of those wee bottles of champagne?
that`s sweet, well cheers daddy,
bottoms up!
I mean really, you are one of the more interesting
guys whose come through this town
Who`m I fooling, you are the most handsome, dark
and vacant stranger I`ve seen in a good long while
and no, I certainly don`t mind your hand creeping up
my ass, thats what hands are for, you creep...
I mean you poor gentleman, `scuse me
my words are all coming out...
ummm ah yeah, i don`t mind it, umm yeah it is a little wet
just ah don`t get we started, I`m ummm ah
Just a little bit more, k, we`re almost there, yeah I mean the bottle
it`s down to the suds, we`re ready for another
or are you ready for the road? it`s either one or the other,
yes it feels good, yes I`m your honey